You know how things always look better in the morning? Well its the morning and I forgive you. Yes I know I said some very harsh things (I may have even insulted your manual-hood) and we went to bed very very angry with each other. But I didn't pull the plug.
I now think that maybe it wasn't all of your fault and perhaps my lap top was interfering in some of the communication between us. He was always jealous of the bond we had. But I do have to go through him to get to you and sometimes you know, three's a crowd.
But I got up this morning I turned on my lap top and VOILA you printed everything I asked for -without me having to remind you! So thank you and you can come back to your table perch now. I won't make you sleep on the old shelf.