Monday, September 27, 2010
Easy A, 10 Things I Hate About You Teen Movie Throwdown!!!
The WINNER: 10 Things I Hate About You
Bonus Round: Easy A and Pocketful of Sunshine!!!! AKA Best. Clip. Ever.
Final Verdict: 2 awesome song sequences versus 1....aaaah. I say TIE!
Round 2: Battle of the Dads
Dr. Stratford brought us such gems like, "I'm down, I got the 411 and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is."
Also, "My insurance does not cover PMS!"
And this peace of awesome!
Dr. Stratford: This morning, I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl, do you know what she said to me?
Bianca: "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeazy boyfriend wear a condom"?
Dr. Stratford: Close, but no. She said, "I should have listened to my father".
Bianca: She did not.
Dr. Stratford: Well, that's what should would have said if she wasn't so doped up!
Oh, Dr. Stratford, I've quoted you for years, but there is just something about Stanley Tucci's timing in Easy A and the fact that I find him disturbingly attractive. I mean, look!
The Winner: EASY A!
Round 3: Battle of the Quotes
Chastity: I know you can overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
Bianca: I think you can in Europe.
Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
Olive: Tom Cruise? Hey! Did I just get saved?
Bianca: There's a difference between like and love. Because I like my sketchers, but I Love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But I love my sketchers.
Bianca: That's because you don't have a Prada back pack.
Olive's Mom: No judgement, but you kinda look like a stripper.
Olive's Dad: A high end stripper, for governors or athletes
Winner: TEN THINGS! Sorry, but nothing can outquote that movie.
Easy A: 2
10 Things: 2
AAAAAAAAAH! A Tie!
Ok give it to me. Who saw Easy A? Who Loves 10 Things and who really wins the throw down?