Notes From The Revision Journals

So I didn't revise a thing today. I KNOW!

I mean...there are reasons. Like...I have other jobs.

Also...one of my tires got a nail stuck in it. A NAIL! Seriously, tires, I thought we discussed this already.

So a good portion of my night was taken up by a trip to Pep Boys, followed by a rescue from my friend while they spent an hour and a half removing said nail.

However, I have decided that these mishaps are all a form of divine intervention. Because I seriously don't trust my brain right now.

Here follows a true conversation between me and my friend one minute into the Rescue Mission: Escape Pep Boys.

Friend: So I just bought a house!

Frankie: OMG! You bought a house! Congratulations!

Friend: Thank you.

Frankie: Are you going to live in it?

Friend: ...

Frankie: ...

Friend: ...

Frankie: ...

Friend: Yes, Frankie. I bought a house so I could live in it.

Because you know...sometimes people just buy houses....not to live in or anything.

And then...twenty minutes into Rescue Mission: Escape Pep Boys...

Frankie: What are your plans for July 4th?

Friend: Oh, I'll be out of the country then.

Frankie: WHAT! No! I thought we'd do our yearly tradition. You know, that we only did one time.

Because ladies and gentlemen, all I need is to do something once, and I will believe it has been done every year.

So yeah. My brain was not the smartest today.

But...tomorrow is another day!